You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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