Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
My life is pants optional.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
