lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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