Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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