we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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