the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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