they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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