the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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