I swear she didn't look like that last week.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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