In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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