he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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