then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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