the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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