Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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