I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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