But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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