Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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