Umm I'm too high to move.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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