He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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