So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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