your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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