Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My ass is underappreciated
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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