does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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