Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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