...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
