If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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