whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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