Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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