my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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