In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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