Whod you bang
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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