Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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