Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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