party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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