Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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