I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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