i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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