Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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