oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
