just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Drunk is not a location!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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