fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm both gender and math confused
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