So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
