Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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