i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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