he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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