do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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