Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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