I got chris browned last night
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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