How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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