the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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