YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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