the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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