That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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