I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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